Because birds aren’t real, right? But if they were… they would rock a mustache that could compete with Salvador Dali’s, would dream of going out of space, and would move by bike around Austin!

An Inca tern’s moustache is a sign of its physical health. The longer the moustache, the healthier the bird.
Inca tern’s can also be kleptoparasitic. This means that they often get their food by stealing from other animals. They will scavenge from fishing vessels or pluck fish pieces between sea lions’ teeth.